Tuesday, June 23, 2009




So. I'm about to make a list of all the nerdy things I've done today(first day of summer) that make the Nerdtastic Summer list. Oh, I need to mention that-Professor Spork(Leah) on YouTube, is challenging all viewers to bring out their inner nerd over the summer and video response it. Yepp. Here's my list so far:

-I gave everyone on my AIM buddy list their own sound. EVERYONE.
-GOT GLASSES. I really needed them. Well, I didn't just like randomly get them, I received them today. They're really pretty.
-Wrote in a friend's yearbook:

Hey ___.
I can tie string.
-Sam Melmer

-Assigned each of my friends a stalker.
-Named my pen-Special Pen.
-Named a picture of a bus, "School Bus Yo".
-Attempted to tell a story of how I come to school every morning by traveling through TV's and becoming animated.

So, Leah, I think you can see how I might just post the most videos this summer.

It's on.


P.S: Yeah, I used tildes. What, I can't be a daredevil?

P.S.S: See how nerdy I am? dkalhsdjhsdjfh

Monday, June 8, 2009

Of emotions and heartache

I really believe that I need summer. Like, now.

I will welcome it with open arms, embrace it, and try to live in my best friends house.

Here are some things that I do in the summer that I NEVER do in the school-season:

1. Go for two days without sleep. It's actually really fun.
2. Sneak in to the nearby apartment complexes pool so much that the regulars think that you live there and you can stop sneaking in.
3. Go barefoot around the whole neighborhood.
4. Play four-square with the whole neighborhood.
5. Wear sun-dresses.
6. Wear any type of dress at all.
7. Catch so many frogs that they fill up the cheap plastic kiddie pool you haven't thrown away, comepletely for this purpose, just to have all the frogs jump away at night. *sigh*
8. Listen to Shakira. At early hours of the morning.
9. Put up with things.
10. Actually think that the "I Like Fat Girls" song is funny.
11. Put on full make-up, just to sit on brothers laptop and take pictures. (NONE innapropriate, mind you)
12. Read all 7 Harry Potter books in a week.


--Sam x

Saturday, June 6, 2009

I'm weird.

I miss people.

I have a weird life.

I miss everyone.

I'm so jelous.

I'm obnoxious.

But that's me. I've come to terms with that. I just have to get through each day as random and extreme as possible. That=my goal.

By now everyone probably knows that Adam Lambert lost AI. (Fuck Allen)

So, yeah, I'm not gonna ramble about that.

I actually have no inspiration for writing this atm. Oh. I'm re-reading GOF.

I'm at the part where they're setting the tent up at the World Cup.

I have my dad reading the first HP book. It's amazing. I read the entire first chapter aloud to him while we were stuck in a traffic jam the other day(we had just bought him the book) and after that(still in the jam) we had an in depth discussion about how in the first movie you think that Vernon Dursley is a jerkface from the moment you see him. In the book you get that whole scene with Uncle Vernon at work and seeing the crazily dressed people. You actually almost feel sympathetic with him about things...Almost. Then you see he's a jerkface.

I have nothing else to say.

G'bye darlings.

-Sam x